Every Hero Needs a Villain

Since we were doing a superhero comic we needed some sort of supervillain. Our customers were (and still are) designers and other creative types and they primarily use Macs. Part of my experience in my oh-so-brief career as a designer was being frustrated trying to convince a client to go with a design that I thought was new and brilliant over the ordinary style they preferred. Obviously there was a conspiracy out there dedicated to crush new and brilliant designwork. Perhaps that conspiracy was also working with the computer industry to force users to stick to poorly designed and heavily restricted computer systems? Who could be behind such a conspiracy?

Obviously – DOCTOR BLAND and the AGENTS of D.U.L.L.!!!!!

I never did get around to figuring out what D.U.L.L. might be an acronym for. Any suggestions?